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13th December 2011

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Leopold: That thing is a damned hazard!
Kate: It’s just a toaster!
Leopold: Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces  no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces  charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper  toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for  which the apparatus doesn’t begin to allow! One assumes that when the  General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes  the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting  them on an unsuspecting public. 
Kate: You know something? Nobody  gives a rat’s ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know  why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice! 
Leopold: Not where I come from. 
Kate: Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study!

From Kate and Leopold

Leopold: That thing is a damned hazard!
Kate: It’s just a toaster!
Leopold: Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for which the apparatus doesn’t begin to allow! One assumes that when the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public.
Kate: You know something? Nobody gives a rat’s ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!
Leopold: Not where I come from.
Kate: Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study!

From Kate and Leopold

Tagged: Kate and LeopoldHugh JackmanLeopold

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